i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Randomize
