is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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