Whod you bang
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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