he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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