we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Holy shit dude........stairs
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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