Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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