i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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