Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
where are my eyebrows?
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