Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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