But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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