Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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