just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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