I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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