But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i think my tv is drunk
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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