PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
and you fell through a lawn chair
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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