yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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