Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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