When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize
