epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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