South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
whose parrot is this?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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