If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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