Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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