Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
This is the prime rib incident all over again
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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