Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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