Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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