what if every blade of grass was a penis?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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