I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
i think we sleep fucked last night...
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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