oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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