All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
that may or may not have been my penis.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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