is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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