just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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