absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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