I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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