Your mouth is God's brothel.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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