He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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