we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I showed him my bush... on skype.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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