Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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