she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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