We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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