Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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