Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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