So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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