If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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