so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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