Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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