I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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