Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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