I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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