ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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