I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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