I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
tell me about the eggs
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