So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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