I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
We are two peas in an std pod
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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