I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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