we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
