He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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