are you still at the devil's house?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
