love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Randomize
