Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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